The Internet I Love
To my dearest Internet,
I write to apologize for not telling you I love you, for not renting billboards scrawled with messages of my affection for you and not telling everyone I meet that I believe in love at first sight, because it was the first time I laid eyes on you that I knew my life would never be the same.
If you leave me I will die, and if I cannot muster the will to overcome my instinct for self preservation I will, at the very least, be totally bummed out until my end comes.
Yours Forever,
Michael
Tags: babe, bird boy, i love you, internet
