I had to take a break from reading about people like this guy before my brain exploded (from “people used to be a million times cooler” overload) so I made this digital poster. Neat. When I get some time I would like to do something similar to this but IRH (in real human) with my flesh and bone paddywhackers.

Anyway, keep the dream alive. Manned mission to Mars by March 14. Can you dig it?

 Edit: Let’s stop for a rest here on our way.

It’s the beginning of a new year and the beginning of a lot of new projects. Basically, it’s do or die now. I have 2 days less than a full calender year to make it happen or volunteer my life to the American dream of food service for the rest of my time on this filthy excuse of a planet.

Here is one of my upcoming projects. These are sketches from a short book I am currently trying to explode out of my fingertips. It’s a story about winter, outer space and rockets that spans 5 billion years of progress in 16 pages of glorious text and illustration.

Some of my other goals for this year include, but are not limited to:

1. Draw one million pictures of the invisible forces of nature.

2. Have a secondary roll in a made-for-television movie.

3. See a human land on Mars… with my own eyes… (that means I was on Mars first, dummy.)

4. Upload my mind-brain to the web so that I can surf myself all day.

5. Go to Boom City! (by plane, train & aquatic-mobile)

So, in closing, good luck with your New Year’s resolutions. Please, send me your fake-believe positive energies to aid in my conquest of our beautiful solar system and all its lovely treasures. Thank you.